“Fall down seven times, get up eight times”

Monday 5th December later in the day….

The Japanese have many famous sayings. And for some reason, four of them *could* be pretty relevant to this World Cup. For me, Japan’s football team seem to live by the last one. Fall down seven times, get up eight times.

  • “People judge things by their own experience, not knowing of the wide world outside.”
  • “Wherever you live, you come to love it.”
  • “Ten people, ten colours.”
  • “Fall down seven times, get up eight times.”

I have been lucky to have travelled to Japan many times, mainly on business but twice to see World Cups. One was the football World Cup in 2002 and one was the Rugby World Cup in 2019. Both times I and many others had been enthralled by the Japanese national teams. They always attacked, always played positively and their players always leave everything on the field, whilst their fans ensure that nothing is left in the stadium, picking up every blade of litter around them.

I can’t tell you how excited I was to don my Japan 2002 World Cup shirt, which some how still fitted me and head off to their last 16 game against a very tough Croatia team. This Croatia team were very impressive in their qualification group and latterly in their Nations League campaign. So I felt they would be favourites to win the tie.

We headed to the Al Janoub Stadium which lies to the south of Doha on the super efficient, box fresh Metro. Much like the England vs Senegal match the night before, the atmosphere was pretty subdued. This is no real surprise given that Japanese fans are amongst the most respectful around and will generally only sing and chant when in the ground itself.

Far less fans on the Metro tonight

Kirsty and I decided to sport our rainbow gear again and take our chances with the security guards at the stadium. The stadium is another architectural work of art, and highly impressive, we’ve come to expect nothing else out here. Money is no object out here, remember.

The Al Janoub Stadium was impressive
My Japan 02 shirt just about fitted me

As we went through the main security check point, I saw Kirsty get pulled over by one of the security guards who had objected to her rainbow head dress and wanted her to take it off her and hand it over, essentially confiscating it. Kirsty was led off to a separate room because she refused to take her rainbow gear off. I had got through security easily enough and just happened to bump into a Scouse copper. He was one of the English liaison team in Qatar who was there to work with the Qatari security forces. I decided to ask him what the score was He told me to not take any pictures, but to go over to Kirsty and tell her to insist that she did not give her head dress up. He also told me that FIFA had not banned the wearing of any rainbow gear and it was not against the law. So, he said be insistent and be firm.

By the time I got over to Kirsty, she had already been firm and made her intentions clear to the security guards and was actually on her way through, complete with rainbow head dress. Brilliant and typical.

Mission accomplished

The singing of the national anthems was incredibly moving with both sets of players and fans highly charged and incredibly emotional. I must admit I was pretty emotional too.

The game was another cracker. Japan typically played on the front foot and pressed Croatia all the way. I had had a chat with a senior figure at the Japan Football Association and he had told me that Japan had a 30 year plan to ensure that they built a comprehensive and sustainable pyramid from schools through grass roots all the way to the professionals. They wanted their key professionals to play in top global club sides in Europe and South America to gain insight and experience. He felt that Japan were on course to deliver that plan.

Japan took the lead with a proper team goal and for a time, looked like they could win the game. As we know, though, this Croatian team were a mix of six battle hardened pros who were in the squad who played in Russia knocking England out in Moscow in the semi finals of the 2018 World Cup and a lot of new, exciting talent. So it was no surprise when Croatia got their equaliser.

A great team Japan goal
Modric at 37 years old is still one of the best players out here

We had an American Chinese fan sitting in front of us. Bless him, he was pretty new to football. When Japan were banging their drums and chanting ‘Nippon’, he asked me what they were chanting. When I told him ‘Nippon’ he asked me what that meant, so I told him, which seemed to take him by surprise. It took me by surprise too.

All this chap wanted, from pretty early on in the game was to see a penalty shoot out. It was almost blood lust. If this game was being played back in time to say, the Reign of Terror in France in 1789, he would have been one of the gawkers on the front row, in the box seats, at a public execution really enjoying the efficiency of the Guillotine.

The sheer number of cameras at the ground is incredible

Needless to say, our American friend’s wish was granted. I said to the lads next to me who were from London and San Francisco, that surely the Japanese would have prepared every which way for the penalty shoot out. I couldn’t have been more wrong. Japan’s penalties were all hopeless and Croatia bar one penalty kick were exemplary. Japan lost 1-3 on penalties.

Poor Japan. They did not deserve to lose. But someone has to. You have to wonder if they will ever make the same mistakes again at the crucial stage of a knock out game. For their sake, I hope their 30 year plan delivers and ensures more success next time around.

Getting out of the match was easy. As usual, organisation was pretty smooth. We had to take a shuttle bus back to the station and then the Metro back into town. But I spotted a bus service direct to the Souq Waqif and said to Kirsty let’s take that. We were desperate to get back to watch the Brazil vs Switzerland game.

Sadly for us, our bus driver wasn’t an expert. We got back into Doha only to do three, three point turns having got stuck down dead end streets and managed to circumnavigate the Souq at least once. I felt sorry for the driver. He was clearly not from Doha and had literally no idea where he was going. When we eventually arrived back at our stop,all of us on the bus gave him a very loud and somewhat ironic round of applause. The whole thing reminded me of an episode of the BBC TV spoof based on the 2012 Olympics called W1A. That episode when the Olympic delegation from Rio fact finding mission in and around the Olympic Park. The delegation’s coach driver insisted on taking short cuts and going his own way, resulting in everyone being terribly late and somewhat frustrated. That was us.

By the time we got to a bar to watch the game, Brazil were already three nil up against Switzerland. The bar was a surreal experience for sure. Everyone seemed to be smoking and random slogans adorned the wall, which seems to be de rigeur out here. Little did we know that we would be back in this bar again, and next time we would have a very, very good time.

Random slogans are everywhere

I for one will hope to see the Japanese pick themselves up at the next World Cup and go again. Their players and fans are a credit to the world and their fans always set out to pick up more litter than is dropped in the ground after the game. That is something we can all learn from, can’t we?

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For Africans, for Arabs this is Morocco!

Tuesday 6th December 2022.. later in the day

There is no doubt at all that Argentina and Morocco have the most fans and the most noisiest fans out here in Qatar. We had managed to see Argentina play and we had to admit, we really enjoyed the atmosphere their fans created. Now we had the chance to see Morocco play Spain and we sort of expected that the atmosphere was going to an even better.

This time we had to travel to the Education City Stadium which was a short Metro ride to the west of our base at Doha Old Town. Unlike the two previous games we travelled to, the Metro was packed solid and the atmosphere electric. Just like the Argentina vs Australia game. You could sense the anticipation amongst the Moroccan fans. I felt sorry for the Spanish. They were outnumbered and outgunned.

Our view from the front of the train

Education City was another piece of design brilliance and provided the centrepiece of Qatar’s centre of educational excellence. On the way to the stadium we felt a sense of disorganisation for the very first time out here. There were so many Moroccan fans and all in the sort of mood you would normally associate with passionate fans who know they needed to win, otherwise they would be headed home. Headed to the ground, we had to cross a railway line and then pass through lines and lines of police who resembled Robocops. That’s the first time a game had felt like a World Cup game of old.

There would be a clash of cultures ahead
Another amazing stadium
Kirsty and La’eeb the World Cup mascot

Because we had been working hard all day to extend our trip and get tickets for the France game we had to rush to eat and get to the game in good time. It was the early kick off game, 6pm local time. Consequently we had not had a chance to change into our rainbow gear. Hey ho. Getting through security would be far easier tonight.

We were lucky to be in the Moroccan end and witness a real clash of cultures. All the Moroccan fans would stand for the whole game, whilst Qataris tried to sit quietly and observe. In the end the Qataris had no choice but to stand up and go with the flow. In the World Cup of coincidences, we happened to be sitting to the exact same lad as we had done the night before at the Japan vs Croatia game. And the American Chinese guy who was obsessed with the game ending in a penalty shoot out.

These guys would not remain seated for the whole game
Happy to have my Tofu Eating Wokerati T shirt

As an aside, there has been a lot of talk about empty seats. We haven’t seen many, if any. One slightly amusing thing is that when Qataris sit at the match, it can look like the seats are white and empty. Look closely…

A few empty seats, but not many

The game was intense and noisy the whole way through. I am not sure I’ve been to a game like it, ever. Every time the Spanish got the ball, which was most of the time, the Moroccan fans produced a cacophony of whistles and boos. That was incredibly intimidating. If ever England were to play Morocco, we would have to steel ourselves to face this, and that could get very interesting.

Father Christmas and the Three Wise Men

Morocco did not deserve to lose the game. They ran, tackled, headed, threw themselves everywhere and just outcompeted Spain. The game remained 0-0 for two hours and so we had another penalty shoot out to endure. The penalties were to be taken at what was supposed to the Spanish end, yet even that end was stuffed full of Moroccan fans. You just knew it was going to be tough for Spain tonight.

Spain’s penalties were like Japan’s from the night before. Woeful. Morocco’s were exemplary. As the Arabs would say, ‘Inshallah’, it is written. And it was. Morocco won a famous victory, one for Africa and one for Arabs.

The winning Moroccan penalty
Me and my Qatari mate
Kirsty and her Moroccan mate

There are many things to be aware of out here in Qatar. Whilst everyone is exceptionally polite, Qatari men are culturally more cautious speaking to women than they are speaking to men. I have had plenty of conversations with Qatari men, less so Kirsty. Men will shake hands with men, but it’s a fist bump at best for women. That’s how it is.

Our journey back to base was a lot of fun. Moroccans everywhere were in fine voice and full of joy. I did say to Kirsty, ‘I wonder what this lot would be like if they lost!’ We wanted to see the Portugal vs Switzerland game on the TV. So we tried the ‘Irish Bar’ in the hotel next to us. That was a typical football bar, full of all sorts of fans but it seemed that literally everyone was smoking. We bumped into Aussie Glen who we’d met earlier and he introduced me to his Brazilian mate, Carlos. When I named the 11 players who played in the World Cup winning Brazilian team in 1970, Carlos embraced me and said ‘you are now my brother, will I see you in 2026?’ I said ‘Inshallah’.

Carlos, me and Glen

At half time I said to Kirsty ‘let’s go to the sports bar in our hotel’, as I was getting a tad bored in the one we were in. We were in two minds about that bar, given that it felt a bit weird. Tonight it was a different kettle of fish. There were loads more people in the bar for a kick off and there was some atmosphere too. At the end of the game, we were treated to an Indian DJ who played some proper floor bangers. Fast forward 15 minuets and were singing, dancing, embracing and hugging with a load of Moroccans. They bought us drinks and refused to take any back. That is the sort of thing that can happen at World Cups. Long may it continue!

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Monday, Monday….

Monday morning, 5th December 2022

After the Senegal result, all that was going through my head were these words…

“Monday, Monday (bah-da bah-da-da-da)
So good to me (bah-da bah-da-da-da)
Monday mornin’, it was all I hoped it would be….”

Even if we were on cloud 9, we had a very busy day ahead. Anyone who thinks following England around the world is an holiday, please think again. We needed to get tickets sorted for the France game and change all of our logistics. Plus we had been asked to do some media interviews too.

Kirsty is the one who actually enjoys working with the media and given her background in games PR , that’s not really surprising. She’s much better at doing this stuff than I am and I am a naturally shy person. But we are a team and so I have to do my bit, even if I find it pretty hard to do.

Accordingly, here’s a piece direct from Kirsty who’s joining in with the blog today.

The previous night on the way to the England Game ‘Billy The Bee Grant‘ from the ‘Beesotted Brentford’ podcast messaged me to ask whether I would mind joining him on the Radio 4 Today program live the next morning. They also wanted a woman’s perspective on the England result. Knowing that we were already booked in to do Radio 5 Live with Rick Edwards and Rachel Burden. I knew it would be a tight squeeze if anything ran over but I would give it a go. Billy duly passed my number on to Victoria the Radio 4 producer and she gave me a call for a briefing as we were leaving the stadium. It was quite difficult to hear her, but the general gist was that they had spoken to Radio 5 Live and I could borrow their microphone and WiFi, log into Zoom and the interview could be done directly from Souq Waqif to give us time to get to Radio 5 Live. All sorted.

That all sounds so simple doesn’t it! Well the best laid plans and all that jazz… when we get there all of BBC Radio5 Live’s microphones are in use, no problem though, I’ll use my headphones (which fortunately I have with me) and I’ll speak into my phone. I log into the Zoom link which is working fine and I can hear live Radio 4 in the background. I say hi to the director and wait for mine and Billy’s slot… then disaster strikes! About 30 seconds before we’re due to go live, my WiFi goes down and I can’t hear them and they can’t hear me and I then get cut off from the Zoom!


Just before the interview Andy had gone to sit down next to me and I asked him to ‘go for a wander’ as he would put me off… and now with a technical disaster I was desperately scanning the crowds of the Souq looking for him as I needed his technical help!!! Just then my phone rang and it was the director of the Today program, and cool as a cucumber, he patched me straight onto the live show… disaster averted but my heart wasn’t half thumping!

Kirsty’s live slot on BBC Radio 4 Today was at 7.40am U.K. time which is 10.40am out here. You can listen to that here about 1 hour 43 mins in https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001fvvv

When I finished the interview, I put my phone down and let out a sigh of relief… then the man at the next table turned to me and said “sorry, I could help but overhear, but were you just doing an interview and who was that for?” I told him the Today program and he then said “that’s great, I’m with BBC Breakfast would you mind doing a piece for us please?”

At which point, ridiculously, I said “Sorry but we’re about to go live on BBC Radio 5 Live…and this might be a case of over exposure!” He didn’t seem to mind that we’d managed to shoehorn ourselves into every blinking BBC broadcast going out that morning and he booked us for 11.30am local time following our slot on Radio 5 Live at 11.15am… that seemed doable so we agreed.

Bobbing between interviews with the BBC

We then had great fun with Rick and Rachel, I managed to tell Rachel that I love her and we had a laugh about having to teach the ‘entry level’ chant to the ‘England’ fans around us and that one particular fan had both Senegal and England flags so he couldn’t lose! The interview went on longer than expected as we were having such a laugh and I’d completely forgotten all about BBC Breakfast TV until I could see Nick the Director waving frantically at us as 11.30am was fast approaching and there they were waiting with the camera and presenter checking their watches nervously as we were due to go live on Breakfast TV in about a minute and a half!!!

With the BBC Radio 5 Live team at the Al Bandar Cafe

You can hear our piece on BBC Five Live here – about 2 hrs 22 minutes into the show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001ftp7?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

We moved pretty sharpish, straight in front of the camera for the interview with the tallest presenter ever, we didn’t even have time to get nervous, there was a lot of talk about honeymoons and camper vans and it was over in a flash.

The BBC Breakfast piece went out live around 8.35am U.K. time and you can see that here.

One of us is never comfortable in front of a camera

Andy had promised fellow football fan, owner of Philosophy Football and author, Mark Perryman that I would get some pictures of me and Kirsty in Philosophy Football T shirts in the best places. He just happened to have their latest World Cup 2022 edition, but he had never realised we would be on BBC TV!

We had bumped into the lovely Peter Lane the previous week walking along the Corniche which runs outside our hotel all along the coast. Peter is a presenter for Channel 5 and asked us if we would do a piece for Dan Walker’s tea time show. True to his word, he called us up and hired a boat to do an interview out on the water.

Not what we expected to be doing on a Monday morning!

It was far more relaxed than going out live and we had a great chat with Peter and Adam, the camera man and we had the bonus of a trip around the harbour on a traditional boat. Peter actually apologised that we didn’t have catering!
Given that were ‘Media Luvvies’ for the day I think I now need a rider.

Being on a boat on the bay in Doha was nice
Peter and Adam a two man force of nature TV production team
Getting the boat moored was a lot of fun too

All four interviews were. done and dusted and we’re free for the day to go and get some lunch and start the nervous hunt for match tickets. And of course, we had to deal with the copious amounts of mickey-taking from back home once we were spotted on the telly. I think we can now call it ‘over exposure’ to the point of saturation, but fear not everyone our 15 minutes will be over by tomorrow and normal service will resume.

It’s Andy here again.

We decided to let Our Joyce know we would be on the telly later that evening. For those who don’t know who ‘Our Joyce’ is, she’s Kirsty’s amazing 92 year old Mum. Our Joyce has been living with us since a week before the original March 2020 lockdown. Our brilliant friend Sarah is looking after Our Joyce whilst we are away and she’s really become part of the family now. Those two do get on like a house on fire.

Last year, Sarah bought Our Joyce an amazing Advent Calendar. It was huge and had the most brilliant presents inside, all of which were useful and mostly edible. Joyce absolutely loved it, so much so, Sarah kindly bought Joyce another one this year. Every day since we’ve been out here, Sarah has filmed Joyce opening the requisite day and sharing the present with us. The videos are always so sweet and, typical of Our Joyce, hilarious. Coco, our jointly owned sausage dog, always makes an appearance too. It’s a lovely thing to look forward to out here each day and always makes us laugh and feel connected.

Kirst and I laughed about whether we would have our very own ‘Gavin & Stacey’ moment on Channel 5. That episode when Gavin’s dad, Mick, played by the brilliant Larry Lamb, (who coincidentally I met on the World Cup in Japan 02) does an interview for the BBC following the discovery of a dead body outside his work in Billericay. Everyone comes around the Shipman’s to watch the BBC 6 O’Clock News and the Welsh side of the family are all sat down with their tea to see Mick’s big moment. As is always the case, what was recorded by the TV cameras was not what was actually broadcast, and Mick’s piece was literally ‘it’s not what you expect to find when you come to work’.

You can see our piece here and make your own minds up. Big thanks to our friends the amazing Martin & Cindy Wright who compiled these clips. Earlier that day Martin was working when Cindy yelled out ‘it’s Andy & Kirsty on TV’! Needless to say Martin worked his magic as always. Thank you!

At 1.30pm we finally finished up our ‘work’ for the morning. We needed food. If only every Monday morning was like this we would all be happy, wouldn’t we?

Ahead of us was the Japan vs Croatia game, which we were really looking forward to. We just needed to Step On as time was slipping away. Oh, and I would get to wear my Japan 02 football shirt. And it still fits. Just about.

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Freed from the ire……?

Sunday December 4th later on…

It’s that time. The time when a mix of fear, angst and loathing with a dose of hope totally engulfs me. England are playing a knock out game at the World Cup, and we are here. Again. This time it’s Senegal, who I don’t think England have ever played before, and it feels like we are in for a very long night. Win it and we will be one of eight teams left. Lose, and we will be coming home, in our case on Thursday as we have a few more games to see.

Our game kicks off at 10pm and we need to travel to the Al Bayt Stadium which happens to be the furthest away from our base in Old Town Doha. We’ve learned to trust the public transport on this trip, which is all brand new and highly efficient. When money is no object, and the rulers control what gets built, where and when and by whom (all immigrant workers) it’s hardly surprising that stuff gets done and it looks good too.

Smart trains for sure

Nevertheless, we decided to allow a good three hours to get to the game. The Metro runs out of track and tunnel at the Lusail Stadium, so we needed to switch to a shuttle bus to cover the last leg. The Lusail Stadium is the biggest stadium out here, with a capacity of 80,000 and is where the World Cup Final will be played in two weeks time. It naturally looks amazing from the outside and I am sure it is just as amazing inside. What price we can come back for our one and only game at that magnificent looking stadium?

The Lusail Stadium half way to the Al Bayt Stadium

The atmosphere on the Metro was completely different from the night before when it was jam packed full of Argentinian fans chanting and singing their unique football songs. There were loads and loads of England shirts, but very few actual England fans. The Senegal fans were in far better voice. I think it was the first time I’ve been to an England away game and not been surrounded by hoards of fans extolling a mix of hope and expectation, tinged with some real edginess. I have to admit, I felt more relaxed than I had done in the past.

A very quiet shuttle bus this time

We had made the decision to try and wear rainbow gear into the games, in solidarity with LGBTQ+ and women’s rights. But we had also agreed to respect Qatari laws and customs, given the difference of opinion and attitude between both cultures. FIFA had made it clear that to wear rainbow themed clothing was permitted. At the last minute, FIFA then decided to crack down hard on National Football Federations over the wearing of ‘One Love’ rainbow armbands by the team captains, with threats of immediate yellow cards.

I can see a rainbow….

Kirsty had chosen a rainbow feathered head band and I had a rainbow captain’s armband. We both had discrete ‘Rainbow Three Lions’ T shirts too. We got past the three security checks without any issue but as we took our seats, one of the security guards tapped me on the arm and told me that my armband was not allowed. After some polite discussion, the supervisor was called over and they backed down and allowed me to wear it. That was a relief!

Great seats and a great atmosphere

We were surrounded by England fans, but it was clear that for many of them were watching their first England game live. In a trip of coincidences, the two gentlemen sitting next to us were the very same gents who sat next to us at the Argentina vs Australia! Incredible really.

There were two massive banks of Senegal fans off to our left both of whom were on their feet, dancing and singing throughout the whole of the game. They were a complete joy. Most of you would have seen the game, it was close and tense for the first half an hour or so, until Jordan Henderson scored the first goal, shortly to be followed by Harry Kane to make it 2-0 before half time.

Not one, but two banks of singers gave everything to support their beloved Senegal

I have to admit that I have not always been the biggest fan of Jordan Henderson. But I was wrong. Much like another England midfielder who I didn’t rate, a certain Nicky Butt did in Japan 2002, Jordan Henderson has arrived and is doing a vital job for England. Add in Phil Foden and Jude Bellingham who both looked like world beaters and Senegal were dispatched without all of the stress that was usual in these games.

This is an England that is together

One of the Senegal fans sitting behind us with his England fan mates was just brilliant. At half time we all chatted about how the game was going and what may happen in the second half. As calm as you like, the said Senegal fan folded up his Senegal flag and put it in his pocket, casually replacing it with a brand new folded England flag. Quite brilliant.

We ended up winning the game 3-0 and the record books and write ups will make it look all too easy. Each time England scored a goal the PA played ‘Freed From Desire’ a song by Gala from the 90’s. This is not only the anthem of choice for England but has also been chosen by Poland and Switzerland to be played when they scored too. The dance classic was given a new lease of life when Northern Ireland brought their re-worked version “Will Grigg’s On Fire” to the 2016 European Championships. It also gets played at the end of the game, should England, Poland or Switzerland win it.

If you hear this a lot, you will know England have scored a goal

At the end of the game, given the relaxed state we were both in, it did feel like we had at last freed ourselves from the ‘ire’ surrounding England. The players seem to love each other such is the bond between them so all is good in their world, and right now ours too.

On the bus and Metro rides home, I was flicking through Twitter and came across someone called Mike Graham who is some sort of talking head on TV and radio who was getting all political about England’s win. I decided to point a few truths out to him. It didn’t end well for him and he’s since deleted the Tweet that tried to call my support of England into question.

Maybe Mr Graham hasn’t quite freed himself from his own ire. Time will tell, keep an eye on his Twitter feed when England lose and one of our lads misses a penalty. Bless.

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More ‘Zone’ than ‘Fan’?

Sunday 4th December 2022 pre match

Yep, it’s December, it’s nearly Christmas, it’s nearly 30 degrees again and England play their first knock out game at 10pm local time tonight. Fortunately, my gamble of buying tickets for this last 16 game paid off, so no sweating about tickets, at least for today. But those old nerves always kick in at times like these. Years and years of watching England teach you to never allow yourself to get carried away with hope. It almost always ends badly.

For once we had some time on our hands, so I decided to use it to get my Saturday blog up to date, which always takes a lot longer than it should do. Once that was done, we recorded the Beesotted With Brentford podcast hosted by fellow England veteran, Billy TheBee Grant which was great fun. Billy had been to all the England group games and had popped home, confident that he could get a flight back out for the quarter final to see England. You can find that podcast here https://pod.fo/e/1544d9 . We love Billy’s optimism.

Kirsty announced that she wanted to head up to The Bay Area in Doha and eat at somewhere called ‘The Spice Market’. I think I was only half listening when she shared her plan, but I assumed this would be something super local and properly authentic. We took the Metro again and marveled at how brand spanking new and highly efficient it is. Another example of what happens when money is seemingly no object. Anything and everything gets built, everywhere.

If you are here in Qatar for the football, you have to register for what is called a Hayya Card. It is basically photo ID and it is needed in order to actually get into the country as a foreign national. It is also needed to get into every game, alongside your match ticket of course. Furthermore, you also get asked for it when you go into hotel bars and clubs, which are pretty much the only places that serve alcohol, which is always very, very expensive. The upside of the Hayya Card is you get free travel on public transport, the Metro and the buses. And all of those buses look and ride like they were delivered at the end of November they are so new. The downside of the Hayya Card is that your movements are literally being tracked.

We found our way to ‘The Spice Market’, and as soon as I realise where and what it is, my heart sinks. We are only walking into the W Hotel, which for anyone who has ever been to E3 and GDC (videogames shows for non videogames readers), it is achingly cool and comes with an equally aching price tag.

As we approach ‘The Spice Market’ King Kong is there to greet us

We walked into said ‘Spice Market’ and were immediately asked ‘did we have a reservation?’. Given we were literally the only people in there apart from the staff, I said ‘is there a chance you could squeeze us in?’. And yes, surprise surprise, there was space and we were duly shown to our table. The menu had no prices on it, which is always a bad sign and I could feel Kirsty sensing my irritation that we had ended up here, when we could have eaten in an amazing, genuine, Middle Eastern restaurant back round our way. But as ever, you have to take a deep breath, think of England and put this one down to experience. The food was amazing, of course. What was also predictable was that as fellow diners arrived, they reinforced my prejudices about these sorts of places. I couldn’t wait to get out.

Fellow diners, clearly on expense accounts

With our bill duly paid via an extension to the Payne’s mortgage, we began our retreat, as fast as possible. There seemed to be loads of people buzzing around the W all looking and sounding frantically busy, all of them dressed in red and white. My immediate thought was it must have been a hub for the Croatian fans. It wasn’t. It was an ‘activation’ for Budweiser, who are the official beer partner of FIFA. Except of course, alcoholic beer is not on sale anywhere, least of all the stadia and the ‘Fan Zones’ (more on those later).

This is the World Cup of frankly ridiculous slogans

It was obvious that the beer brand was trying to do something for their ‘partners’ involving Tik Tok and Instagram influencers other ‘talent’, preening and prancing around reception, so engrossed in themselves, that they constantly walked across me trying to take a picture of Kirsty in front of the giant World Cup. The quicker we could get out of this nightmare the better for all of us.

Are you an influencer?
Kirsty laughing as an influencer passes through

One of ‘these ‘brand activation gurus’ must have thought it would be a great idea to put a national anthem karaoke machine in the lift. Needless to say, Kirsty could not resist.

Kirsty couldn’t resist this

I wanted to check out the FIFA ‘Official Ticketing Centre’ to see how the land lies if we were lucky enough to beat Senegal later and get into the quarter finals. First up, though we had to watch another horse race, this time at Huntingdon. Hansard, one of the Noel Fehily Racing Syndicate team, trained by Gary Moore and ridden by his son, and brilliant jockey, Jamie was having his maiden race over hurdles. We sat down outside the centre and huddled around Kirsty’s phone. Hansard really looked like a rookie and it seemed like he wanted to do everything to make his trip as a hard as possible. Jamie duly performed an act of incredible horsemanship and brought Hansard home as the winner. Could that be an omen for the game later?

Needless to say the ‘ticketing centre’ wasn’t really doing anything to do with tickets, but outside was a sea of light blue and white as hundreds of Argentinians were on the hunt for tickets for their quarter final. We will be involved in that hunt if we beat Senegal.

More inane slogans to enjoy and seemingly and endless supply of crowd control barriers

There are plenty of opportunities to line up, or queue as we say in the UK, when using public transport. There is a vast variety of helpers in an array of different uniforms complete with big foam hands and megaphones. Qatar being Qatar, the megaphones seem to only broadcast pre-recorded messages though. It must be a control thing.

We still had a bit of time to kill before the France vs Poland game so felt we owed it to ourselves to check out the official ‘Fan Festival’ which was the largest of the ‘Fan Zones’ in the city. We had heard mixed reports, varying from fellow experienced England fan Billy’s, ‘well, it’s definitely an interesting experience’, to the multitudes of Tweets crashing into my Twitter timeline from FIFA sharing the news that ‘fans from all over the world were flocking there to celebrate with the global football family….’

From our first ‘entry’ into the ‘Fan Festival’ we saw more staff than ‘fans’. Something of a recurring theme out here. We had to walk for about 20 minutes going through what seemed to be endless security checks, before we entered ‘the zone’.

To say that the ‘Fan Festival’ in the ‘Fan Zone’ was anything other than a mix of the highest quality installations would be to do it injustice. There was a main stage with a screen that would rival The Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury with a sound system to match. A DJ was on stage banging out dance classics from Faithless, The Chemical Brothers, The Prodigy and Chase & Status plus more. The only people dancing were a father with his very young child on his shoulders. We actually felt sorry for the organisers. This was more ‘Zone’ than ‘Fan’ with the staff outnumbering the visitors by a factor of about 100 to 1. Cities and towns around the world would kill for a place like this. Without any shadow of a doubt, the lack of bars selling beer will have definitely contributed to the poor attendances.

Imagine a festival where nobody came

With the French game coming up fast, we had to get our skates on, walk for a few miles to get out of the ‘Fan Zone’, all the time saying about a hundred hellos to the endless supply of staff helpers along the way.

In a few hours, we would be headed to England’s biggest game since the Euros final in July 2021. Excited and anxious in equal measure, as always when England play.

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He is the Messiah and he’s a very doughty boy..

I woke up to a blue sky and wondered where I was. A few seconds of confusion and it was ‘oh yes, it’s the World Cup, but where are we? Oh that’s right, we’re in Qatar. And what day is it? I can’t actually remember’.

It was Saturday 3rd December, yes December 2022, and it’s hotter and brighter than July at home. We’d had a late night and now we had the whole day ahead of us with nothing planned other than getting to the Argentina vs Australia game at 10pm tonight. Perfect. Let’s see what Doha had to offer.

We are staying on the coast in a place called The Corniche which is the other side of the bay directly opposite the central business district. It is within sight of Stadium 974 and the three enormous cruise ships doubling as hotels for World Cup fans. It is of course very nice, as seemingly everywhere is, but it is also very quiet, quiet being a key facet of this city.

You can see the cruise liners which are hotels for football fans too right
The view from our window with the ‘fan zone’ running along the promenade

We decided to have a lazy morning, time to catch up, write my blog and get organised for the day ahead. We can walk everywhere here and it is completely safe, as safe, if not safer than Japan was back in 2002. And safe is good, trust me, I’ve been to plenty of places watching England which were stressful to say the very least.

Walking out of our hotel we took our now established short cut across a building site to get onto the promenade and head to the Souq Waqif for something to eat. I love Middle Eastern food and although meat plays a pretty central role, it’s usually easy to eat deliciously spiced and fragrant plant based food. Most of the time. Doha is no exception.

As we made our way to the Souq, we came across what can only be described as a mix of trade show stands and public art installments which were clearly all in place to add to the whole World Cup atmosphere, and cater for all the ‘people’. Except that there is a distinct lack of people. Ok, so it’s Saturday which in the Middle East is like the European Sunday, so maybe people were doing other things? We felt certain everything would liven up later in the day, especially given there was what looked like the world’s widest screen visible from our hotel window, and loads and loads of seating all in an almost perfect grassy setting.

We came across the ‘Brazilian Pavilion’ and then the ‘British Pavilion’, yes British on account it was representing England and Wales. The staff at both told us they were open in a few hours. The British one was themed with the ‘Britain is Great’ branding, something the UK government had been using since 2010 to promote the UK’s creative industries to the world, which did feel oddly out of place at a World Cup, especially given England and Wales were actually group adversaries.

The Qatar World Cup branding is actually a piece of design genius
At least the Wales part of the British/UK section had something relevant to football

We met plenty of people on this amble through this cultural installation, but all of them bar one were people actually working there. Another thing you see a lot of in Doha is people in various uniforms, whether it is security, fan helpers, builders, retail workers and yet more security. Security guards seem to outnumber fans in most places. But we did meet Peter from Channel 5 who told us how happy he was to meet some actual England fans, seeing as they were as rare as hen’s teeth in this city. There is no doubt at all that the English, unlike the Welsh, had not turned up in the numbers that they would usually do at a World Cup.

Lunch in the Souq was properly local and properly excellent. The Souq is the place to be, chocked full of a mix of football fans and locals. The noise and general hubbub is something to behold. Plenty of American, a few Croatian, Mexican, Uruguayan, Dutch and Australians and loads and loads of Argentinians. There is no doubt at all, at the nine World Cups I’ve been to, Argentina always have more actual genuine fans than anyone else and they are without doubt the most vocal. Yes you will see more Brazil shirts at World Cups but when Argentina are in town, they are in town. England have played them three times in my time, and we’ve always been outnumbered. Some reports say there are 90,000 Argentinian fans, actually from Argentina right here in Qatar. That would not surprise me at all if that were true. Hats off to them all.

We had a stroll round ‘Downtown Doha’ and came across the Argentinian Pavilion, which was mobbed and had one theme, and one theme only. FOOTBALL. You could kick a ball, dribble with a ball and head a ball. All the trophies were there, all the Argentinian football culture was there for all to touch, feel, see and hear. If England fans think they love football, just remember the Argentinians take it to a whole different level.

However, we had a very important break from the football to fit in. A couple of horses in the Noel Fehily Racing Team were running in very competitive races at Sandown and we needed to make sure we could watch them both. Kirsty set things up with her betting account so that we could see the magnificent Love Envoi and then Revels Hill take on their opponents on a wet and cold day back home. We found a bar, settled down with her phone and enjoyed a magnificent win and a creditable fourth. The day was great, but it just got even better.

We decided not to underestimate the travel time to get to the stadium for the Argentina vs Australia game, which kicked off at 10pm local time. The Ahmad Bin Ali stadium was a couple of Metro line rides and a walk at the other end, so we reckoned on allowing two hours to get there. The whole Metro system is pretty new and no one really seemed to know if it was reliable or not.

I decided to wear a football shirt to a World Cup game for the very first time ever. I would show my support and solidarity for Australia, whilst also making a ‘friendly’ statement to the thousands of Argentinian fans, by wearing my 2010 World Cup Brazil shirt. That shirt was a gift from my very good friend Dom who was working for Nike in South Africa at that time. Kirsty decided to wear her multi coloured SpecialEffect (who are the most wonderful charity we love to support) shirt just to add to the overall festival of colour. We had both decided early doors to wear rainbow themed attire, but were conscious of the brouhaha that had surrounded the whole issue of LGBTQ+ and womens’ rights out here, or more specifically the total lack of them. We didn’t want to be rude, but we did want to show respect & solidarity. Kirsty wore her feather rainbow head dress and I had my captain’s rainbow armband.

As we got to reception, I realised that I had the wrong trainers on for the game, so dashed back up to get my Pride Converse on. Football and life are all about the small details and I needed these trainers on. Kirsty was on her own, complete with head dress and decided to get proactive (who’s have thought, eh?) telling anyone who would listen that ‘she did have a husband, who was on his way’ and ‘she was wearing her head dress to contribute to the carnival atmosphere’. If it was me, I would just act normally and front it out so to speak. But that’s what makes us two the team we are.

The doorman at our hotel insisted, in an exceptionally polite way, that we did not need to take a cab to the Metro station as there was a shuttle bus every 15 minutes. Bless him, he stood with us at the bus stop until the bus came. There were Argentinian fans everywhere singing and dancing. I asked the doorman if this carnival atmosphere was usual on a Saturday night in Doha. With a smile as big as you have ever seen he said, ‘oh no, this is the World Cup and you are not allowed to make any noise normally. Doha is very, very quiet’. Much as we had expected, this World Cup is a proper clash of cultures. Anyway, the bus, which was a very ‘mini’ bus, complete with the most subtle branding ever, arrived at the stop only to then drive on. Our man waved and then walked fast and faster to then break into the most wonderfully graceful jog, ensuring it stopped around the corner. He did this all the while smiling and being incredibly polite and calm. Four women, complete with an enormous haul of upmarket shopping bags, then proceeded to try to alight the minibus, literally overcoming the rogue seat that was blocking rather than allowing access to the door. Once the last woman managed to get out, they all realised they were at the wrong hotel so they all proceeded to try and get back in again. Kirsty and I then performed gymnastics to get a seat. But we were off, at last! Or at least we thought we were! The ‘bus’ literally pulled up 25 metres later to the correct hotel our fellow travelers were clearly staying at. They all alighted for the second time, once again scaling what felt like their very own Everests.

Eventually we arrived at the National Museum Metro station, which looked like it had been prepared for Glastonbury style crowds to descend up on it given the number and complexity of crowd control barriers present. There were of course the prerequisite number of staff all dressed in various denominations of uniforms all helping the few fans get into the station. The Metro is very new and very, very clean. There is no litter in Doha and if there is, there is always someone on hand to pick it up.

We had to change trains at Msheireb from the Yellow Line and take the Green Line to the stadium. At last we were joined by the fans. All Argentinians and all intent on signing their songs all the way, complete with banging the ceiling panels of the brand new train carriages. You could feel the nervous anxiety of the impeccably dressed, very quiet and polite Arabs who must have wondered what they had let themselves in for!

We walked to the stadium which was not a sea, but more of an ocean of light blue and white with the very occasional spot of Aussie yellow and green and an English bloke in a Brazilian shirt. This was River Plate, Racing Club, Independiente, San Lorenzo and Boca Juniors all together as one in the desert.

But we still needed to get through security and into the ground without any incident. As Kirsty went through the first security check point I decided to try and distract the security guards with my smile combined with a number of polite inquiries all the time trying to get a picture of Kirsty. One of the guards spotted what I was doing and came over and said ‘no photos’ to which I then pointed at the stadium and asked ‘can I take a picture of that?’ all the while smiling. He said ‘yes of course’ and we were away and through the first checkpoint anyway. Only two more security barriers to get through!

Security was tight

We got through the next two checkpoints all the while smiling and asking loads of questions. Always remember the magician’s trick or distracting their audience in order to mask their slight of hand.

The atmosphere in the stadium was incredible and that was down to the Argentinians who were everywhere. Every time Messi’s name was mentioned pre match it was as if the Messiah had come back to earth, such is their sheer reverence for the little footballing genius. I had seen a much younger Messi play for Barcelona in the Champions League Final in Rome and score with a header to sink Manchester United 2-0, and hoped to see his greatness one more time, in this, his last World Cup. The two previous Argentinian number 10’s I had seen play against England were Ortega and the great Maradona. If Argentina are to win this World Cup it will be Messi who does it, just like Maradona did in 86.

Anyway just before kick off, who do you think shows up in the seats in front of us? It’s only the boys we met the night before, the very same ones who knew our friends from Israel. What are the chances of that happening a crowd of over 40,000? Quite incredible. Unlike last night when they were ‘Brazilian’ tonight they were ‘Argentinian’!

The game was a great one. Argentina should have been home and hosed really, the Messiah duly scored, the Aussie goalie then made a proper ricket to make it 2-0, but the Aussies fought all the way pulled it back to 2-1. They almost leveled it up twice in the dying minutes. Australia can be proud of their boys, heroes all, and Messi, well it was one of his greatest games in an Argentinian shirt. And we were lucky enough to be there.

Our journey back was very relaxed, mainly down to the fact that pretty much all the Argentinian fans stayed in the stadium for at least half an hour after the final whistle to pay homage to the little man, their true Messiah.

But one last thing before bed. We got back to Souq Waqif and found a place to eat. It was a classic in every sense. Packed out with more people than I have ever seen in a restaurant, the doorman was also the man who gave you a menu and the order taker. He wrote down our order and you then took that to the main man who was surrounded by clerks all pushing to get access to the one computer that the hand written order got punched into. The main man had a wooden drawer stuffed full of receipts and cash. There was no queuing system as such, but everyone was incredibly good humoured and relaxed, and it was 2.30am!

Needless to say, everything I fancied was off the menu and we had a choice of ‘Mandy Chicken’ which didn’t really look like my kind of thing and ‘Meat Buried’ which was the only alternative. Loads of waiters asked me what we had ordered and eventually 3 lots of Mandy Chicken arrived and the said ‘Meat Buried’. Getting a refund for the extra chicken was surprising easy and I was pleased that the bed of rice and rather wonderful chilli sauce was quite simply delicious, possibly the best rice I have ever eaten. Kirsty had my ‘Meat Buried’ and all was well…

We wandered along The Corniche, past the fan zones that are were still far more ‘’zone’ than fan, and got home. What a fantastic day and night we had. To see such a brilliant footballer will live long in the memory. Messi had also just clocked up his 1,000th professional game. If the World Cup is coming home to where those masses of Argentinian fans, from Argentina, believe is it’s, it will be down to the Messiah to deliver it.

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It’s just like supporting Brazil

Christmas Eve came early to this little seven year old kid who never really grew up. The World Cup has always been like Christmas to me. Game after game of football and the chance to see players I’ve never heard of, let alone seen play. But more on that later.

After a lot of logistical challenges, our World Cup has finally taken off so to speak, from Heathrow Terminal 5 via British Airways to Doha. The excitement for me has been building for months, but there has been a smidgen of sadness and regret. This time, given the ridiculously small location that Qatar is, I wanted to go to at least one game a day for as long as possible. I got 12 tickets for 12 consecutive games over 12 days, including England plus what turned out to be legendary games between Japan vs Germany, Argentina vs Saudi Arabia and Japan vs Spain! But I was always taught, ‘never look back, always look forward’, so we have plenty of big games in store for us, of that I am confident.

Whilst I was packing my bag, at the last minute of course, I went through my T shirts visualising which ones to wear at what games. I don’t normally wear football shirts, let alone to games, but I do have a particular favourite, which I bought in Japan at the 2002 World Cup. The number 7 shirt of Hidetoshi Nakata, the captain of Japan and my favourite player at that World Cup. I thought to myself, no, I won’t take that this time, Japan and their wonderful supporters will be headed home by the time we get to Qatar. I duly zipped my bag up and went out the door. I got in the cab and then had an immediate regret. ‘What if Japan did pull off a miracle and qualified for the last 16?’. I jumped out of the cab and went back to my chest of drawers and grabbed my Japan shirt. We were on our way.

Even our cab driver Lenny was excited and her business partner, the Manchester United fanatic Sarah, was even more excited, such is the power of football. We promised to bring back a program for her, and we won’t let her down.

Heathrow was full of fans setting off to Doha. We met Brazilians, Portuguese, English, Spanish and Americans not only sharing the excitement and anticipation, but sharing screens as we watched Costa Rica vs Germany and Japan vs Spain. We were huddled round those phones and iPads all the way onto the aircraft, despite the obvious angst of the airline staff. Another night of legendary football and one we will never forget.

Discussion on the plane turned to the state of the ‘secondary ticketing market’ which was, despite all efforts to make ticketing digital, present and correct Sir, just like it always was and always will be. Some things just never change.

Arriving in Doha after a great flight and some sleep, we sorted out our mobiles and headed into the city. The cab driver was lovely and when he found out we were English, he went to a different level of conversation around football, culture and how much he loved England and Britain for that matter. He had never visited, but felt he knew all about us through TV and films he had seen. That soft power thing again… something our politicians in the UK would do well to remember.

On arrival at our hotel we were greeted by the staff all of whom were exceptionally lovely and warm. That’s the thing in this part of the world, all the workers are like that. And they are always immigrant workers, always professional, always warm and welcoming. Immigrant labour is a big thing in Qatar, immigrants literally do all the manual work. Pay and conditions in Qatar and other states in this region are controversial for sure, not least in the construction sector where health and safety standards are well below standards in the UK if they exist at all. But more on that controversial subject as this odyssey unfolds.

We had to dump our bags, and head into the Souk Waqif to the Al Bandar Cafe to meet the BBC 5 Live Radio interview with the lovely Rick Edwards. That went well purely because the BBC Five Live team are so professional and so much into the football. I was even complimented on the fact that my 20 year old Japan shirt still fitted me, live on air. If you want to, you can hear Kirsty and I from 1.56mins on until 2.00 and then again at 2.21 mins onwards for a few mins here https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001fl14?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

Headed back to the hotel to check in, we met a load of Brazilian fans. In all my travels to World Cups one thing is a given. Not all Brazilian fans come from Brazil. Brazil is the number one team in world football, it’s Barcelona, Manchester United, Liverpool, Ajax and West Ham all rolled into one. And everyone wants to be Brazil. Remember that.

We decided to find a bar and then head to the fan zone to watch the games which kicked off at 6pm and 10pm local time. That bar ended up being on the roof of our hotel. Beer is not cheap, and we paid about £12.50 a pint, which is extortionate, but this is a Muslim country and alcohol is not a norm. That’s why it is so expensive, that and straight ahead capitalism of course.

The bar was pretty empty, in fact we were the only people in it apart from the staff, but the games weren’t on for a few hours, so that’s to be expected. About 20 mins later, four men came in and ordered some drinks. They say that English, Spanish and Mandarin are the world’s languages, they’re not. Football is. The lads were all Brazilian fans, but as I said earlier, not all Brazilian fans are from Brazil, but these boys ‘sounded’ Brazilian. So I asked ‘where are you from?’ and suggested ‘Rio? Sao Paolo?’. One of the men said ‘no, guess where we are from? We are from Israel’. Immediately Kirsty and I both said ‘we’ve just come back from Israel visiting our friends!’ Within a couple of minutes of exchanging notes so to speak, the older gentleman said ‘what is your friends name?’ I then told him he had a nickname ‘the King of Jerusalem’ only to be told that this man and our friend were boyhood friends from the same part of the world. Literally what are the chances of that???

The rest of the night was a blur of laughter, joy, watching football, and a lot of love. The sheer wonders of life, the random meetings with strangers and those connections which are deeper than you first realise are always there, you just have to take a chance or two to discover them.

At the end of the day, it’s just like supporting Brazil. And even they got beaten in their last group game, by a random Cameroon goal. Anyone who thinks this World Cup is in anyway predictable may want to consider that nothing is written.

Tonight we are off to watch Argentina play Australia and even I may wear my 2010 Brazilian shirt, given it is yellow and green… can you work out who I will be supporting yet?

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40 years on, another World Cup

I first watched the World Cup (note when it wasn’t explicitly denominated as the FIFA World Cup) when I was seven years old on the telly. It was held in Mexico and the year was 1970. England were the defending World Champions and I was hoping they could win the World Cup again.

In the lead up to the football, I remember Dad being unusually pushy about me and Mum going out to the shops for some reason. When we got back from the shops, I wondered what the big wooden box was in the front room. I can still remember the absolute joy and wonder when Dad slid the doors back to reveal a TV! But the real wonder happened when he switched it on and everything was in colour! I watched every game I could and collected my player stickers for my book, which I still have. I also collected all the coins that had individual England footballers on them to make up the whole England squad, all 30 of them. Dad got these for me every time he filled up with petrol from Esso stations. I still have this too and am looking at it as I write this blog.

England played Romania, Brazil and Czechoslovakia and I can remember the games, the colours and THAT save by Gordon Banks, like it was yesterday. England then played West Germany and famously went 2-0 up only to lose 2-3. I cried myself to sleep that night, but vowed to go to a World Cup as soon as I was old enough.

England never qualified for the World Cups in 1974 in Germany and 1978 in Argentina, but I was too young to travel anyway. I always said I would go to the World Cup, but will always remember my Mum saying to me, ‘no you won’t‘, to which I said, ‘I will, and I will go every time England qualify‘. And therein lies the root of this whole problem…..if it is a World Cup and England are in it, I have to be there.

So when England qualified for the World Cup in Spain in 1982, I was going to be there, no matter what. I duly took the ‘Magic Bus’ from Victoria coach station in London all the way to a place called Bilbao. Legend has it that Bilbao was specifically selected to be England’s base for the group games because it was an industrial city with a reputation for being a tough place. Our group games saw us play France, Kuwait and Czechoslovakia (again). We won all three games, scoring the fastest goal in World Cup history, a record which still stands today. I will never forget the white paint on the terraces was still wet when we watched the French concede that early goal and the first of three.

It was an eventful World Cup on so many levels, not least England got knocked out without losing a game, or missing penalties (penalty shoot outs did not happen back then), but went out on goal difference in the round robin knock out round, having drawn 0-0 with West Germany and the hosts, Spain. It also saw me in hospital and appearing on the telly and on the radio much to the horror of my Mum. That story is one for another day.

As we head to Qatar today, for what will be my ninth World Cup and Kirsty’s fourth, there has been much soul searching and much controversy around the human rights record of the host nation. The thing is, this is nothing new. Indeed the World Cup of 1978 was held in Argentina. That was marred by controversy, domestic politics, and alleged interference and match-fixing by the Argentine authoritarian military junta government, who were using the World Cup as an opportunity for nationalistic propaganda, and for the relatively new military junta to seek legitimacy on the world stage.

Fast forward to Spain in 1982 and few will remember that the fascist dictator, Francisco Franco had only died seven years before in 1975 thus ending his 36 year dictatorial rule over Spain. Franco was conservative and a monarchist, and opposed the abolition of the monarchy and the establishment of a republic in 1931. He was good friends with Hitler and Mussolini, and the rest they say, is history.

But back in1982 Spain was relatively new to the whole democracy thing, and different regions had not forgotten their bitter Spanish Civil War allegiances. We discovered the rivalry, bordering on hatred, between Catalonia and the rest of Spain. This was repeated in the Basque region, the capital of which was Bilbao, who also hated Spain and wanted their independence. ETA were the ‘terrorist’ or ‘freedom fighter’ group who were conducting an active bombing campaign at the time we were actually there. It was all very reminiscent of the IRA. Back then you never saw Cross of St George flags at England matches, it was always Union Flag, the red, white and blue one. The Basque flag was exactly the same design as the England (sic) flag, but in green, red and white and it seemed the Basques had a great affinity with us English/British and sided with us when we had various run ins with the Spanish police, who were armed and had all been sent from Madrid.

As we head off to Qatar, another country which has a different political culture to the UK, we’ve learned to take things in our stride and see how everything pans out. We know Qatar does not recognise all human rights the same way we do in the UK and are seemingly getting a little flustered about rainbow flags. We hope to enjoy our trip and learn some new stuff, whilst making a point or two around the ‘live and let live‘ mantra that makes Kirsty and I tick.

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When is enough, enough?

Here’s the letter I sent to my MP, Mr James Gray on Tuesday 1st February 2022

Dear James,

I hope all is well with you and that you are not taking too much flak on a personal level over the actions of our current prime minister.

I received your newsletter a couple of weeks back and broadly agreed with your ‘wait and see’ approach in relation to judging the prime minister and his actions with respect to ‘partygate’. He has been asked so many specific questions about his knowledge of the many and various parties held within Number 10 Downing Street. These Parties were thrown at a time when the whole country was under Covid19 restrictions, restrictions that his government had not only devised but imposed and implemented on all of us. I really don’t think anyone seriously believes that there were no parties held, even the apologist ministers sent out to do the prime minister’s bidding seem to have the expression of an unsold dead turbot at Billingsgate Market. Yet the prime minister clearly takes us voters for complete and utter fools. He keeps telling us all about what we want apparently, and how he ‘wants to get on with the job and deliver on our priorities’ and expects us to all move on and allow him the space to ‘get on with the job’.

When he was questioned in the House of Commons, he first denied that there were any parties. He then denied that he was at any of the parties. He then denied that if there were any parties, no rules would have been broken. He then ordered an investigation into the parties but had to stand the person who he appointed to do the report down because that person had been, yes you guessed it, at, at, least one of the parties! Now we have your namesake, Ms Gray and the Metropolitan Police investigate whether the prime minister was at the parties, when surely he could either admit or deny It and save all the fuss? These parties exhibit disrespect to every single citizen of this country who had followed the rules, including Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, who had to follow her government’s rules to the letter and was forced to sit alone at her husband’s funeral.

Is it not important that our prime minister is not seen to follow the rules and not actually break the law? Is it not possible for him to actually tell the truth and not continue to obfuscate and distract every single time he is asked simple questions about anything he does when he has clearly been caught out? Is it acceptable for him to waste yet more public money on investigations all about his actions? This man is dragging our country through the slough of despond. He shouts and preaches about patriotism, wrapping himself in our national flag at every opportunity he can all the while making this country look stupid on the international stage. As George Orwell wrote, “nationalism is not to be confused with patriotism. The abiding purpose of every nationalist is to secure more power and more prestige, not for himself but for the nation or other unit in which he has chosen to sink his own individuality.” The prime minister is no patriot, he is a mere nationalist and the culture he has engendered is not one any of us can be proud of.

And so to today. The prime minister, once again bombastic and disrespectful to the mood in the House of Commons, accused the leader of the opposition of ‘prosecuting journalists and not Jimmy Saville’ when he was Director of Public Prosecutions, yet another proven lie. To add more insult to injury, by all accounts, the prime minister’s advisers advised him in advance not to throw another log on to the liar pyre, yet the prime minister went ahead with another absolute lie. When will this man ever learn? He has so much form he makes Norman Stanley Fletcher look like Mother Theresa. When previous charges of moral turpitude bounced off him, MPs in your party told themselves that the prime minister was coated Teflon so thick that nothing would or could stick. Indeed I have heard many of your fellow MPs claim that whilst the prime minister may well be a notorious scoundrel, all of his truly tawdry behaviour was ‘priced in’ and that he was ‘a loveable rogue’.

If you can look every single of your constituents in the eye and tell them that you support Boris Johnson as the leader of your party and as prime minister, then that is your right James. But remember all of us followed the rules, all of us made sacrifices, and all of us know the truth. If you are like us James, you will now join Ruth Davidson, Mark Harper, Theresa May and Andrew Mitchell amongst others and call for the prime minister to show some moral courage and honour and step aside and allow this great country of ours to be led by a leader who will not only respect the position of high office, but respect its citizens too.

Kind regards,

Yours sincerely,

Andy Payne OBE

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A little ray of hope…

The news from around the world seems to get worse each day and pretty much everyone realises just how serious the Coronavirus pandemic has and continues to be. Add to that the fact that most people are feeling frustrated by the constraints of the very British lockdown we are all under coupled with the uncertainty everyone is facing around their health, wealth and family well being.  I thought I would share some better news by way of cheering you all up.

Back in March, Kirsty and I decided to go to the Cheltenham Festival. We both felt it was a risk, but decided to take that risk and hope we would be alright. The Festival started on Tuesday March 10th and ended on Friday March 13th. On Saturday March 14th we went to Kempton for some more racing. As we came away, we got the news that Kirsty’s Mum, Joyce, had been admitted to hospital with a suspected minor stroke. She was OK and was heading home, back to Kenilworth where she lives on her own. Kirsty and I  had a choice to make, well at least in theory.  Did we go and get Joyce and get her living here for the duration whilst exposing her to any potential infections we may have picked up in the days before? Or did we not take that risk and leave her to live on her own? The answer was obvious. We would bring her to our house as soon as we could. So on Monday 16th March, I drove to Joyce’s to bring her back. I left Kirsty at home, in bed with what seemed like the beginnings of a heavy cold and got to Kenilworth and back in about five hours. I needed to visit Joyce’s pharmacy to get her various prescriptions as well as loading up the car with her clothes and food. We could be in for a long haul after all.

By the time I got Joyce back to ours that evening, Kirsty had got worse and wasn’t coming out of bed that day. Rather than take any risks, we decided that Kirsty would self isolate in our bedroom, with me sleeping in the spare room.  I would ferry food and drink upstairs keeping my distance and washing everything scrupulously before and after Kirsty had touched any of it. It occurred to both of us that the risk to our health that we took by attending Cheltenham, believing we could keep that to ourselves so to speak, was now a huge risk to Joyce’s life. Each and every day for the next couple of weeks I felt conscious that we were playing a potential game of Russian Roulette with Joyce’s health. What if Kirsty had actually contracted the Coronavirus something which we have never been able to figure out to this day? Or what if I had got what Kirsty had, but had not yet actually gone sick? If either of those things had happened, it would have put Joyce in mortal danger. Each day Kirsty got worse, coughing and with aching lungs and each day I thought I had a sore throat and felt a little queasy. I managed to get a box of soluble Panadol from Joyce’s pharmacy and followed the advice from my brother to take one a day and keep warm and dry on my daily exercise walks. Its funny what your mind does when you think too much.

It was only the following week on Monday the 23rd of March  that the Prime Minister decided to order an actual lockdown. We had already taken our own action of course and were glad we had. Kirsty, Joyce and I all agreed that the prospect of Joyce being locked down on her own would have been something none of us would be able to contemplate, let alone endure. Even though we were all pretty worried, we had food and we were all together. On the Wednesday 25th March, Kirsty finally got out of bed and came down stairs and met Joyce for the first time. That was weird. Later that week, Kirsty and Joyce started to do some pretty tough jigsaws and we started to get used to routine of lockdown day in day out. I am very lucky in that I do work from home anyway and I was actually relishing the lack of travel and commuting. Our village of Marston Meysey is always amazing but just got better with all sorts of offers of support and well wishes. Joyce then declared one day, ‘well I am a villager now’ and it felt like she had crossed the rubicon. For years we have been trying to get Joyce to come and live with us and now that time had come without any anticipation or planning!

The reality is now that we cannot have any visitors to the house until there is a vaccine and we will have to continue to isolate if and when we go out to the shops. As the unfolding news of the horrors the poor residents and workers have been suffering in the care homes sector started to come through every day on the news,  we could all give thanks that we are together, we are safe and we are healthy. Most of all, we are very, very happy as a little team of three. There is no doubt this Coronavirus has been a terrible thing for so, so many, but our story is a glimmer of good news in a pretty bleak ocean. Joyce has transformed from being very frightened, stressed and feeling very, very ill eight weeks ago to being the old Joyce again, full of good humour, laughing and joking and really enjoying life, none more so than on Friday 8th May, when we celebrated VE Day 75 a day she can remember very well. She will be 90 years young next Thursday, 14th of May and we are all looking forward to celebrating her birthday together. Oh, and The Crown has got at least three new fans these past weeks. All is well.

 

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