Sunday 4th December 2022 pre match
Yep, it’s December, it’s nearly Christmas, it’s nearly 30 degrees again and England play their first knock out game at 10pm local time tonight. Fortunately, my gamble of buying tickets for this last 16 game paid off, so no sweating about tickets, at least for today. But those old nerves always kick in at times like these. Years and years of watching England teach you to never allow yourself to get carried away with hope. It almost always ends badly.
For once we had some time on our hands, so I decided to use it to get my Saturday blog up to date, which always takes a lot longer than it should do. Once that was done, we recorded the Beesotted With Brentford podcast hosted by fellow England veteran, Billy TheBee Grant which was great fun. Billy had been to all the England group games and had popped home, confident that he could get a flight back out for the quarter final to see England. You can find that podcast here https://pod.fo/e/1544d9 . We love Billy’s optimism.
Kirsty announced that she wanted to head up to The Bay Area in Doha and eat at somewhere called ‘The Spice Market’. I think I was only half listening when she shared her plan, but I assumed this would be something super local and properly authentic. We took the Metro again and marveled at how brand spanking new and highly efficient it is. Another example of what happens when money is seemingly no object. Anything and everything gets built, everywhere.
If you are here in Qatar for the football, you have to register for what is called a Hayya Card. It is basically photo ID and it is needed in order to actually get into the country as a foreign national. It is also needed to get into every game, alongside your match ticket of course. Furthermore, you also get asked for it when you go into hotel bars and clubs, which are pretty much the only places that serve alcohol, which is always very, very expensive. The upside of the Hayya Card is you get free travel on public transport, the Metro and the buses. And all of those buses look and ride like they were delivered at the end of November they are so new. The downside of the Hayya Card is that your movements are literally being tracked.
We found our way to ‘The Spice Market’, and as soon as I realise where and what it is, my heart sinks. We are only walking into the W Hotel, which for anyone who has ever been to E3 and GDC (videogames shows for non videogames readers), it is achingly cool and comes with an equally aching price tag.

We walked into said ‘Spice Market’ and were immediately asked ‘did we have a reservation?’. Given we were literally the only people in there apart from the staff, I said ‘is there a chance you could squeeze us in?’. And yes, surprise surprise, there was space and we were duly shown to our table. The menu had no prices on it, which is always a bad sign and I could feel Kirsty sensing my irritation that we had ended up here, when we could have eaten in an amazing, genuine, Middle Eastern restaurant back round our way. But as ever, you have to take a deep breath, think of England and put this one down to experience. The food was amazing, of course. What was also predictable was that as fellow diners arrived, they reinforced my prejudices about these sorts of places. I couldn’t wait to get out.

With our bill duly paid via an extension to the Payne’s mortgage, we began our retreat, as fast as possible. There seemed to be loads of people buzzing around the W all looking and sounding frantically busy, all of them dressed in red and white. My immediate thought was it must have been a hub for the Croatian fans. It wasn’t. It was an ‘activation’ for Budweiser, who are the official beer partner of FIFA. Except of course, alcoholic beer is not on sale anywhere, least of all the stadia and the ‘Fan Zones’ (more on those later).

It was obvious that the beer brand was trying to do something for their ‘partners’ involving Tik Tok and Instagram influencers other ‘talent’, preening and prancing around reception, so engrossed in themselves, that they constantly walked across me trying to take a picture of Kirsty in front of the giant World Cup. The quicker we could get out of this nightmare the better for all of us.


One of ‘these ‘brand activation gurus’ must have thought it would be a great idea to put a national anthem karaoke machine in the lift. Needless to say, Kirsty could not resist.

I wanted to check out the FIFA ‘Official Ticketing Centre’ to see how the land lies if we were lucky enough to beat Senegal later and get into the quarter finals. First up, though we had to watch another horse race, this time at Huntingdon. Hansard, one of the Noel Fehily Racing Syndicate team, trained by Gary Moore and ridden by his son, and brilliant jockey, Jamie was having his maiden race over hurdles. We sat down outside the centre and huddled around Kirsty’s phone. Hansard really looked like a rookie and it seemed like he wanted to do everything to make his trip as a hard as possible. Jamie duly performed an act of incredible horsemanship and brought Hansard home as the winner. Could that be an omen for the game later?
Needless to say the ‘ticketing centre’ wasn’t really doing anything to do with tickets, but outside was a sea of light blue and white as hundreds of Argentinians were on the hunt for tickets for their quarter final. We will be involved in that hunt if we beat Senegal.

There are plenty of opportunities to line up, or queue as we say in the UK, when using public transport. There is a vast variety of helpers in an array of different uniforms complete with big foam hands and megaphones. Qatar being Qatar, the megaphones seem to only broadcast pre-recorded messages though. It must be a control thing.
We still had a bit of time to kill before the France vs Poland game so felt we owed it to ourselves to check out the official ‘Fan Festival’ which was the largest of the ‘Fan Zones’ in the city. We had heard mixed reports, varying from fellow experienced England fan Billy’s, ‘well, it’s definitely an interesting experience’, to the multitudes of Tweets crashing into my Twitter timeline from FIFA sharing the news that ‘fans from all over the world were flocking there to celebrate with the global football family….’
From our first ‘entry’ into the ‘Fan Festival’ we saw more staff than ‘fans’. Something of a recurring theme out here. We had to walk for about 20 minutes going through what seemed to be endless security checks, before we entered ‘the zone’.
To say that the ‘Fan Festival’ in the ‘Fan Zone’ was anything other than a mix of the highest quality installations would be to do it injustice. There was a main stage with a screen that would rival The Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury with a sound system to match. A DJ was on stage banging out dance classics from Faithless, The Chemical Brothers, The Prodigy and Chase & Status plus more. The only people dancing were a father with his very young child on his shoulders. We actually felt sorry for the organisers. This was more ‘Zone’ than ‘Fan’ with the staff outnumbering the visitors by a factor of about 100 to 1. Cities and towns around the world would kill for a place like this. Without any shadow of a doubt, the lack of bars selling beer will have definitely contributed to the poor attendances.

With the French game coming up fast, we had to get our skates on, walk for a few miles to get out of the ‘Fan Zone’, all the time saying about a hundred hellos to the endless supply of staff helpers along the way.
In a few hours, we would be headed to England’s biggest game since the Euros final in July 2021. Excited and anxious in equal measure, as always when England play.
























































































































































Sometimes it’s just better to get stuck in and eat, such is the incredibly high standard and presentation of Japanese food, everywhere!









































